I have competed in 5 or 6 freerolls on full tilt today, and while I did not make any progress, I feel that an inspirational quote may be in order. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” – Oscar Wilde. I find comfort in that statement, because while I am in the metaphorical gutter sitting comfortably at home, the can ninja is in an actual gutter brawling with homeless people for cans. He may be looking at the stars in the sky, while he lays bleeding being urinated on, but the stars that I am looking at are the most important kind, money stars. And with those stars I will fufill my destiny of winning. Tomorrow I will approach this contest with new vigor and from a new angle playing on carbon poker, which I am assured has tables as soft and flaccid as the can ninjas “sword”. Have faith three people that voted for me in that poll, we shall be vindicated.

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