Today I got off my ass and turned in the cans I had collected. Naturally the bag opened itself up in my trunk and spilled cans all over. I gathered them up, rebagged em and got to the fun part. …

Night had fallen on the town and it was time to go forth into the darkness and collect some cans. People had foolishly left gigantic green containment devices all over the place!

The weather was nice.
The strange looks were plentiful.
The cans were too sparse.
Today I went out into the most suburban of the Chicago suburbs in search of the elusive aluminium can.