Swank Poker continues to amaze me. Their Be a Porn Star promotion was quite inventive, but their VIP store might be even more so!  While it pales in comparison to the 50% rakeback deal you can get on Cellsino Poker, another Everleaf Network site, Swank's VIP program is worth checking out if you intend to do their very good sign up bonus.

There are some obvious items like a year's supply of condoms which cost 4,000 Swank Points. (Well, you get 365 condoms since Swank assumes you aren't going to have sex more than once a day. So for some people this may not be a year's supply, but you could think about a false advertising lawsuit?)

 But then there are the even crazier items…

My favorite is "4 days and 3 nights of Poker and sex in the most erotic cities of Europe."  Because if you are going to the most erotic cities in Europe, you want to make sure it is +EV with some poker too. This costs a mere 900,000 Swank Points with travel included, and is a steal at 750,000 swank points without travel!

If you hate Europe you can instead try their 4 days and 3 night stay at an adult resort where you can "enjoy the companionship of the most beautiful women from all over the world." "Package includes: airport transfer; spacious and private accommodations; 24 hours a day female companion who understands the meaning of "full service" adult entertainment for your entire stay, and much more…" If you are a heterosexual female or male homosexual reader of this site, I think we can assume Swank Poker might not be for you.

 Are you a horny Vegas player? Well you can also get a yearly or monthly membership to the Green Door sex club!

There are also lots of gift certificates for adult stores, adult film services and such if you aren't planning to be a high roller on Swank but still want some token of their esteem besides their deposit bonus. Not a member? Sign up here and take advantage of their 200 dollar sign up bonus!

Cool Hand Poker Microgaming 100% to $350 10
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