One of the most popular articles we’ve posted was an in depth look at Swank Poker’s sex themed rewards. Red Cherry Poker is no different than Swank Poker, and they too have a wide ranging selection of XXX rated rewards, competitions and promos. If you don’t know what Red Cherry Poker is, or what Swank Poker was, it is simple. They are/were skins of the Everleaf Network with adult content. Basically, instead of normal avatars on a poker site, you get girls with big boobs. Nudity is all over their site and poker room, and they also have an adult themed player rewards store for their VIPs.

Red Cherry Poker really doesn’t respect its players. They are really condescending and insulting towards their players, likely believing them all to be virgins. On top of that, most of their rewards cost more points than you can ever hope to earn. However, some of the cheaper options are realistic options for the small stakes horn dog, pervert, or lonely grinder. For example, for 4,500 Red Cherry Points you can get 1,000 minutes. That will only take 450 dollars in rake to earn those points!

5,000 Points will get you a $100 gift certificate to The Alexander Institute. The Banner says “Loving Sex” and I’m not sure I’ve heard of it. It seems to be a company that puts out How To DVDs on sex. 500 in rake for a $100 value isn’t bad.

15,000 points will get you the same basic value. This time it is a $300 gift card to Adam and Eve. It is an adult store where you can buy all the porn, toys and god knows what else you need!

These are all realistic, but kind of boring. It is the absurd items in the store that no one will likely ever cash in for that are entertaining! For 750,000 points you can get 4 days and 3 Nights of Poker and Sex in Europe. You’ll get 1,000 in poker chips, 1,000 in spending money and 1,000 credit for brothels and gentleman’s clubs. All for $75,000 in rake! WHAT A DEAL! If you are a cheap skate you can spend 300,000 points for the same amount of time at an adult resort, or get travel included for 450,000 points.

If you don’t plan to ever earn that many points, maybe you’d rather spend 4,000 for a year’s supply of condoms? Then with another 75,000 points you can spend a night at the Babylon in Austria and have an hour with a girl and make use of those condoms. Or spend 200,000 points to get a full day of escort services in half a dozen major cities. 100,000 points will get you a hardcore scene with a Red Cherry Girl. 550,000 will get you a trip to the Hedonism resort for a week.

The store is full of nights at sex clubs, adult services and other goofy stuff. Or you can enter their contests which pay out cash bonuses on the site for sending in sex tapes. Then there are the non sexy rewards, the rake races and rake sprints, and raked hands races which aren’t really degrading. I honestly have no idea how this site operates legally, unless they’ve literally never had to pay out on any of the loftier promises on that rewards store.

The funny thing is, Red Cherry has a great deposit bonus. You can find the bonus review by clicking here, and you can see it is one of the best on the internet. So it’s not like the site doesn’t have anything to offer serious poker players. It is just goofy gimmicks like this make us laugh, and ignore that it is on one of the fishiest networks on the internet and has a great bonus. Any small stakes player would be well served with that bonus, or to sign up for 40% rakeback on Cellsino Poker to try out the Everleaf Network. But, if you are intrigued by sexy rewards, sex tapes, sex, boobs, or bonuses, click here for more information on Red Cherry Poker, or to sign up.

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